Life Lesson

The lesson I learned is that you have to be nice to people for them to be nice back. Back in September I was rude to people because my mentality was eat or be eaten. I felt like I just wasn't being true to myself. This was one of the things I thought could make people leave me alone. It worked, but not the intended way. Instead my friends started to hang out with me less. Me being a teenager friends are everything. So I had to change but in what way?

I tried to be nice. Most people saw little to no change like an occasional purchase of food for them or other small things like that. Some, however saw that I had changed a lot and was clearly trying to be kind. Those few were nice in return, while others slowly started to understand. I don't do things just for me now, instead I try to help people and they sometimes help in return. Though some are still reluctant and say i am the same as always most of my friends know better now. For the most part I have to say that the way I have changed has helped me a lot. Now I know better than to act like a bad person to make people leave me alone. It seem like a much better idea to change and act on how I feel, not how I want others to think of me.

In the future I feel that my change will help people learn that i am not really a bad person. This lesson is one of the most important things I have learned this year. If people know that I am not a bad person, when I get mad they will understand that I am mad not just a total knob. The future isn't that far away so I have to turn my life around soon or things might just keep getting worse. All I can hope for is that I stay on the path to becoming good and don't do the same things that I did before.

Thank you for reading.

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Letter

Dear Infinity Ward,



I am complaining about modern warfare 2. My first Issue is that you haven't in any form revised your graphics or engine since you made the original modern warfare game. Those graphics are not enough to wow the masses like they did before. An update to your graphics would make the game look nicer and impress your player.

Also it lacks realism like destructible environments and combat realism, which could put you up there with Bad Company 2. The realism of things that break when you shoot them with missiles is great. Also if you have thing like grenade physics that don't let you throw cross-map people wouldn't get as angered by your game.

The campaigns are useless and they have no effect on your player base, so make more multi player content and less single player additions. People used to like the campaign option, but everyone is past that and want multi player content add-ons. Plus nobody really likes one man campaigns in games mostly about multi player. A great example of a dying campaign is Halo 3.

You also need to make your game more versatile because there isn't enough to do. It should feature land, sea and air combat forms like the real military would, adding as prior, realism . I can't stand Infantry fighting only, it gets boring fast. I also believe you should add armour. Tanks are what make war games entertaining. It would enable you to have more fun with the game. The old battlefield games were fun because of there versatile multi player game, especially since they had tanks and planes.

Finally the Tactical Nuke is the lamest thing ever and it just wrecks the game as a whole, removing it would make games last longer and be more fun. Some of the kill streaks are okay, but there are some that just make it unfair for the players. Pave low is kind of unfair but at least you can kill it. The Nuke is an indestructible, unstoppable and game ending, mega ridiculous streak. I personally know many of my friends, and me as well, dislike the Tactical Nuke.

In conclusion if you were to do all of these thing it could prove to increase you player base and get you more cash with ever new title.


Sincerely Yours,
Austin Heaton

Paintball Story

My name is Ball, Paint Ball (circled in red). I am a special self reconstructing plastic paintball. My purpose is to reduce the amount of paint balls needed by players. My favourite part of my job is I get to hurt lots of people, and I mean lots. The fun that comes with my profession is nothing in compare to the attention I get from my co-workers. The animosity that I bring about is too good and it always makes me amped for the next shot. The cold metal of the guns barrel is refreshing on a long day. Then the thrill of being fired like a bullet before I touch skin is AMAZING! I also get to see the world whizz past my face before I make contact. The smell of paint is riveting and the sound of CO2 pushing me forth is exasperating. He taste of human skin is gross, which is the one downside to this great job. It is really salty and dry. The only thought in my head before I land a hit is, Am I ever gonna hurt this kid. Once we tried making a paintball and dirt bike combo where you ride around shooting each other. One other time we had a huge war with like two hundred people and one side was playing the part of an army core with armor, where the other had a more militia style to them with little to no padding. Of course their were more unarmoured players but they still lost a lot more men. I also met a good friend on one of our crazy games named KTM Sx 125 he is a dirt bike, and a smart one for their kind. The thrills definitely out weigh the down sides of this job.

School Ending Voice

Finally, it's over! it's so wonderful not a book within a eyes glance and am I ever happy. School is always so lame. It is torture incarnate and now it has come to its end. This Summer I am going to traverse the beach waters and game it up like never before. I am beaming with joy that I get to play games all day and night. How glorious it will be. Then I will have friends over for days on end. I will beat Red Dead Redemption (Video Game) and play with my friends online all the time. This will be the Greatest Summer Ever!





This will be the absolute worst summer ever. First we have to visit my relatives in Quesnel. It is always lame because we never do anything fun. Then we come back with chores like lawnmowing, weedwhacking and getting rid of hidden "land mines" thanks to my dog. I think it is uderly terrible. It is also too hot to be outside and you get sun burns at the beach even if you have sun block. The weeks that you spend mending those are so boring. Plus it is only two months I want it to be longer. This will be the worst summer ever.

Uninvited Guests

David was finally home from the Mental Institute. It had been a long seven months without any contact with friends and he was grateful that he got released. He was told there would be a bombing by Germans, so he went looking for some candles. Since the bombers would be there tonight, the lights would be out in town. Stomping, he reached the bottom of the stairs. He went down there because his candles were downstairs.

After He was downstairs, he got the candles and decided to take up the radio. He look around for the radio, he grabbed it after locating the radio then he noticed a new, very small door. Then he saw the knob turn. Panicked, David bolted for the stairs and dropped the radio. His heart was pounding. He was sure he had seen the doorknob turn. he tried to calm down, but couldn't. He went to count his candles then realized he had no radio.

David was panicking like a psycho again. He told himself it was okay and went back for his radio. When he was back downstairs the small door was gone, but something was amiss. He turned to see a short humanoid. It had a crazy look in its eye and a torch in hand. It merely bore its teeth and lit the house ablaze. Then the dwarfish being bounded at him and clawed him, especially his arm. The house burned down. David was not found and thus assumed killed by the flaming debris from his roof.

This was my interpretation of the picture from the book Uninvited Guests.

The Tale of Dooms Coming

Chaos had laid waste to the land. Demons had made settlements burn and their realm continued to grow. Death swiftly took many lives and mounds of dead were everywhere. As the strength of evil grew, farms were destroyed and forests eaten by flame. The men that had contested this evil were fell quickly and they were all but forgotten. The power of darkness continued to bolster until it became of awesome proportions.

The leader of the Dark forces, Diablo, had rallied his dark brothers to attack the final stronghold of man. Soon the fortress would be under siege and humanity wiped from the planet. The lord of Deaths power beyond compare, he was ready for the final showdown. Doom loomed over humanities fortress like a serpent over a mouse. The Darkness was ready to destroy its enemy. Obviously, humanity would fall by midday tommorow.


The wall was coming down, and nothing but the yells of falling archer could be heard. Humanities death eminent, darkness felt as though it had won the day. Of the remaining few warriors many had retreated but not five, one an archer, a swordsman, followed by two spears and a genuine hero of sorts. They stood and fought and fell to the blade and bow of Darkness. Until only the hero remained and charged the leader of Doom. As he brought around his blade the Demon tried to punch him only to be gutted and fall dead. The charge of Chaos stopped and humanity killed the remaining Demons. Knights stood in awe as their warrior brother fell the Grand Demon. It was a ridiculous feat and yet a mere man had done it with ease.

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@)Death
#)Awesome
$)Ridiculous
%)Knights
^)Genuine
&)Obviously
*)Doom
()Serpent
))Chaos

Just Hired!

I was just given a job at KFC. While in may be making money, it is a little bit gross. Yesterday I had to carry sixteen boxes of beheaded chickens into the back. The worst part of it all is my boss is a total loser and hates everyone that works here. Sleepily, he takes breaks while we work. His name Mr. Hitlostofsk. I'm terrified of him because he always says he is going to shoot people and cook their skull for more, "chicken". Amazed, that nobody has told him off yet I asked around work and found out that he is mental and 96% insane. One co-worker had been curled up in a corner yelling, " He will get you all". We decide to leave him alone because, well just because. Imaginativly, I pictured the out come of this man word, would our boss kill us? Praying against my thoughts, I hoped to find answers. This job was becoming very irritating.

Sneakily crawling through his office after he was gone, you'd be surprised of the places size, I looked for a hint as to his past. I first checked his filing cabinet for any record of his life. Inside there was a paper marked Mr. Hitlostofsk, so I used common sense and checked. It said his real name was Hilford Munishinski and I said he was really from Russia. I read on to find he was an ex-Spetznas operative. Startled, I took the page and continued to the desk only to find a picture of a Russian man holding a flag that had a person impaled around the base. That person looked much like him but less old. It was a newspaper picture saying Mr. Munishinski was dead in 1996, fourteen years earlier. How could that be? If he was dead how would he be at work? so many questions, maybe the drawer will hold answers. I opened it and found one thing a minute knife with six notches in it. It was late, possibly midnight when I left. I was surprised because I thought he was just crazy now I knew he was trained to be full on psycho. Sneaking out off work and back home nothing except the thoughts of what I found was going through my head.

The next day, I got to work and continued as usual. Suddenly, I heard a loud yell and went to whoever it had been's aid only to find a grease fire. It was KFC what else do you expect, but it seemed as if the fire was containing it self until it suddenly went out. Yelling, to my co-worker we found in the fire a dead man, the crazy guy, his name tag said Steve. Wait name tag? Only we have those. I wasn't that concerned because I hadn't met him more than once. I decided to call the cops, but they couldn't come for three hours! We needed to wait it out with a insane boss and a dead guy. a hour later we were doing our jobs when another scream was heard. We checked it out to find a dead new guy. We knew the cops were coming so we waited. Exhausted, both mentally and physically, I found the boss in his office putting two more notches on his knife. I wondered if it was him who killed those two and thats what the notches were about. Luckily, I left before he noticed.

Rue Non sentanc es

1.) all the time I play games that are fun and that are cool and one time I went and I wanted to play a newer game but did own it so I had to make get my dad to buy it for me.

2.) one time I was fighting in a game and I died so I went and grabbed a stick and then I went and clubbed Styrofoam with the wrench because I was bored of the game and stuff.

3.)Somebody started a war to get oil because oil is money and money is power and if they han't less people would be dead.

4.)The game borderlands is lame cause all you do is shoot stuff and try to do lame mission that make no sense and it isn't a very entertaining game unlike diablo were you use medieval weapons

5.) werewolves are weird cause they eat people and aren't people but are people so it is alittle confusing and twilight is the worst movie ever don't watch it looks crazy lame

fixer up er

There are lots of different types of video games. Surprisingly, many games are based on sports, and shooting. Frequently, you may end up playing at the early hours of the mornings. In these early hours, your parents maybe asleep so you try to stay quiet to avoid waking them.

Sentence openzor Paragraph

The child found that his life was growing more boring day by day. In the last few months he couldn't take another day of school. Until Tuesday morning. Suddenly, he found that he had managed to get caught and taken to jail for a crime he never committed. As he was being taken away he asked, "Officer what is it that I have done," but the boy was given no answer. Arriving, in the station was awkward for the boy. He saw that his crime had been arson, yet still he had not recollection of it. He was then tossed into a cell to await trial. Scared, and confused the boy waited and tried to piece it all together. Then as if out of nowhere a light as bright as the sun appeared and he was removed from the cell and into the courthouse, only to find his trial to be over. He was free!!!.

Sentence Startaz

Subject: The Boy screamed,"Look at my horse"
The Chicken ran up a house
Prepositional: In the lake there is seaweed
up in space there are lots of rocks
LY word: Suddenly, he broke into song
Casually, he shot himself
ING word: Pulverizing the other man, he broke his own knuckles
Hoping for retribution, the man prayed
CLAUSAL: When he awoke, he had to poo
Since that day, he has suffered terrible nightmares
VSS: He was shocked
He fell suddenly
ED word: Surprised, he ran to the door
Scared, his heart jumpe

EASTER BUNNY The FRAUD

The Easter Bunny is the lamest chocolate company made fraud ever. The idea that a man (Santa) could cross the world is ridiculous, but a rabbit really. I think that they could have just said we need a fake holiday so lets make chocolate day, everyone would still buy chocolate cause it's a holiday derp derp. Parents were lied to by their parents so they carry it on to us as a form of payback. It is also designed for parents to lie which is just juvenile and morally wrong cause parents say don't lie.

If I had a time machine and I could find the man who came up with the Easter Bunny I would tell him it won't work out and he will be a disgrace to his family if he follow through with it. If he wouldn't listen to my reason I would have to stop him by making his family tell him he is a loser and he would hopefully stop. If not then I would get the candy companies sued and steal all their recipes for chocolates and make a better chocolate company. Then I would return to my time and live a ridiculous holiday free life (save for Christmas).

The part about this "holiday" that make me most angry is that the kids don't find any problems with the faulty logic of the whole thing. I think that parents should tell their kids that the holiday was fake and just get on with the rest of life, of course the kids could still have candy from time to time. The fact of the matter is that the overall idea of a bunny being able to do all this is a blasphemous remark. In conclusion I think that parent should quit supporting this lie and tell their children the truth.

Cool Water

The waterfall that was displayed in the picture is the last running water on mars. It is also the absolute largest waterfall in the universe. You may be asking yourself questions like Mars? Waterfall? and how did we get this picture? Well if you are asking any of those questions I can answer the last one simply, GOOGLE MARS. The rest I will explain shortly I just need to create a lie... well you didn't here anything. Anyways here is the tale.



Long ago on Mars, the planet was full of people that lived, fought, battle, and incinerated each other on occasion. Mostly they lived in harmony, until one day a traitorous man named KIZIAbdasd, and yes their names are silly, went and invented a ray to freeze and unfreeze any water he wanted. Just like many past inventors, he used his Creation for evil. Anyways he froze most of the ice on Mars and most of the martians ended up fighting for scraps of water. Most all martians died except for KIZIAbdasd until he ran out of food due to poor preparation and lack of water to grow plants with. Still he would have lived if he had grow food previously by his secret waterfall.


Now that we found this waterfall some humans want to go and try to find proof of life on Mars. There is a very high likely hood that those humans will find life be it hostile or non hostile, but will they survive the trip back is the true question. And what if they find the ice ray will the make similar mistake or will they leave it were it is? Hopefully our race has the common sense to think to leave it were it is but that is for time to decide.

Skit Plan

we were kick out of walmart over spring break. what happened was we went in and went over to the toy aisle. In the distance my eyes noticed something very magic for it was the one and only magic bubble blower! I picked a magic bubble blower up off the shelf weht down the self serve and bought it. After that we started blowing bubbles, all over walmart, til the lady in the toy aisle spazzed out. then we left the toy ausle and went down the medicine aisles, and what we noticed was a pair of back massager. then we put theon metal shelf and turned them on.

Scaredy Student

Back in my hometown of Quesnel lived a cowardly boy named Jack. Jack was so cowardly that he couldn't even go into a basement without someone else with him. The biggest reason for this wasn't earthquake, nor meteors, but in fact spiders. That is right little harmless arachnids scared him half to death. Well you see one day little old Jackie boy decided that he won't be scared anymore, so he tries to go downstairs alone only to run up the stairs screaming, did I mentions he was a coward. Anyways the reason for this was he saw a shoe lace that looked a little like a spider. This fear also keeps him indoors and away from sheds, but that is not as important because he has no shed and hates outside anyways.

The next day Jack told his mom that they should go to a place were they can see spiders and his mom said, "Jack I thought you were afraid of spiders," but they went anyways. while they were there Jack was offered a chance to hold the tarantula and he said yes in an attempt to overcome fear. He held the spider and realised that they weren't that bad and he kinda liked it. After a few minutes Jack gave the spider back, and went home. On the way back Jack told his mom about the experience. He may have just overcome his fear.

When they got home Jack ran inside and went to the staircase. He was just about to go down it when he saw a spider. This little guy was right in Jack's way. Jack decided that he would let the little spider outside to it's natural environment and he did. Then he returned to the stairs and took one step down. It wasn't so bad he was still alive wasn't he. Then he took another step and then another and another. He had got about half way down the stairs when he realised that he was nearly past the point he hadn't passed alone for years. He was already down all but three stairs and he decided to boot this fear with style so he went and jumped all the stairs landing on his two feet. He was at the bottom, that's right the bottom of the stairs and not a single scream had occurred the whole time. Jack found that his previous fear was silly and just holding him back. After a bit he did decide he would play some computer games, but he never again did he fear those little spiders.

Last time I saw jack he was chilling in his basement and playing computer. I guess that his life truly has changed and he has achieved the goal of becoming nearly fearless, he still is afraid of earthquakes and meteors. Jack is a much more adventurous person now and he even plays football with friends sometimes. Jack also has been doing his best to try and get outside more and he actually is becoming a stronger and much more outdoorsy person.

P.S. the events in this story are mostly fake but some relate to the writer.

SS planning

*his fear is arachnids
*it effects him because he can't do lots outside and he can't go in sheds and basements
*he overcomes it by going to a place were they let you hold spiders
*his life improves because he can hang out with friends more and go into the basement and shed

Starting: Meet __________, he is a very fearful person and with good reason.

Vegas Trip

Over the course of Spring Break I am actually going to Vegas, ta da. To get their we will drive to Bellingham then take a plane to Vegas. It will be a long trip though that's because I'm impatient. In Vegas I plan to go and visit M&M world. While I am at M&M world I will purchase many bags of M&M's then eat lots of normal ones, but save the weird coloured ones like silver. I would also want to visit lots of restaurants like, well I done exactly know then names of the places, but I here that some of them are just great and the food is AWESOME!!!. Following that I would want to go to a casino and gamble and wish I had more money on me. I would also go and sit in my room at the hotel I'm at and just endlessly watch TV like everyone is at home, except that there might just be something good on. The only real problem with Vegas is that I wouldn't have lots money to gamble which is basically the entire purpose of the city. I would also have lots of fun at the wedding which is the reason that I am going to Vegas. The wedding is for one of my Mom's friends named Jen. I know Jen very well because I met her when I was very young, not joking like around my a few weeks after I was born I met her. Then we would go to Fremont street, watch the lights there and shop. Following those many events I would probably just gamble a bit more then leave. The worst part will be when I leave for home because then I have to go to the airport get on a plane for a few hours and drive back home after that for four hours. Though I would still have like three or four days to go and have fun at home with friends before school is back in. That is going to be the just of my entire Spring Break this year.

Flizibid

The word I have created is Flizibid and it means when one smells like cheese. I know it seems like it won't be used often but you'd be surprise how often it happens. Example just had P.E. and you stink of dairy, don't say oh I smell like cheese simply say Flizibid. It shortens explanations and lets others know that you a stinky. Flizibid is also good in other uses though like if someones stinks at all you can say it. Also if you know that someone forgot deodorant just say Flizibid and they will get the idea. Their are many uses for this word not only for the stench of the armpit but also the butt, head, and even in some weird cases the ear. Flizibid is the all purpose stench informant and if you are caught in an awkward situation say Flizibid and just walkaway. Though in that case your friends may be caught off guard it gives you time to run. This word has so many uses it just has to catch on. Flizibid is not to be used in moments of rage for it may cause spontaneous laughter at the user which will only make things worse. If you find yourself laughing at this words use you should find someone to laugh with. Also if you are at a loss of breath after this word use calm down and breathe for you may die from oxygen deprivation otherwise. This word is also only relevant to smell not any other sense so don't say that your cheese tastes like Flizibid or you will look very silly. Don't ever think that this word has any relation to flabbergasted or El chupacobra (the Mexican big foot) because they are spelled much differently. Also a Flizibid is not a mythical creature or of any mythology at all. The smell of cheese is Flizibid's only relation to anything so don't use it to talk about stuff like bananas because we all know that will never happen to anyone, EVER. Also this word has no bad meaning so don't try to hurt someones feelings with it because it simply means you smell a little off. If you ever feel that this word could be used to describe more than just human stink though it can also be used when talking about animals like; dogs, cats, guinea pigs, frogs, lizards, and most other pets. The whole point of this is to save time in conversation. This word may also help your children in writing activities. Those were just some of the ways this word can be used although its meaning is definite