Monday, February 22, 2010

Vegas Trip

Over the course of Spring Break I am actually going to Vegas, ta da. To get their we will drive to Bellingham then take a plane to Vegas. It will be a long trip though that's because I'm impatient. In Vegas I plan to go and visit M&M world. While I am at M&M world I will purchase many bags of M&M's then eat lots of normal ones, but save the weird coloured ones like silver. I would also want to visit lots of restaurants like, well I done exactly know then names of the places, but I here that some of them are just great and the food is AWESOME!!!. Following that I would want to go to a casino and gamble and wish I had more money on me. I would also go and sit in my room at the hotel I'm at and just endlessly watch TV like everyone is at home, except that there might just be something good on. The only real problem with Vegas is that I wouldn't have lots money to gamble which is basically the entire purpose of the city. I would also have lots of fun at the wedding which is the reason that I am going to Vegas. The wedding is for one of my Mom's friends named Jen. I know Jen very well because I met her when I was very young, not joking like around my a few weeks after I was born I met her. Then we would go to Fremont street, watch the lights there and shop. Following those many events I would probably just gamble a bit more then leave. The worst part will be when I leave for home because then I have to go to the airport get on a plane for a few hours and drive back home after that for four hours. Though I would still have like three or four days to go and have fun at home with friends before school is back in. That is going to be the just of my entire Spring Break this year.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Flizibid

The word I have created is Flizibid and it means when one smells like cheese. I know it seems like it won't be used often but you'd be surprise how often it happens. Example just had P.E. and you stink of dairy, don't say oh I smell like cheese simply say Flizibid. It shortens explanations and lets others know that you a stinky. Flizibid is also good in other uses though like if someones stinks at all you can say it. Also if you know that someone forgot deodorant just say Flizibid and they will get the idea. Their are many uses for this word not only for the stench of the armpit but also the butt, head, and even in some weird cases the ear. Flizibid is the all purpose stench informant and if you are caught in an awkward situation say Flizibid and just walkaway. Though in that case your friends may be caught off guard it gives you time to run. This word has so many uses it just has to catch on. Flizibid is not to be used in moments of rage for it may cause spontaneous laughter at the user which will only make things worse. If you find yourself laughing at this words use you should find someone to laugh with. Also if you are at a loss of breath after this word use calm down and breathe for you may die from oxygen deprivation otherwise. This word is also only relevant to smell not any other sense so don't say that your cheese tastes like Flizibid or you will look very silly. Don't ever think that this word has any relation to flabbergasted or El chupacobra (the Mexican big foot) because they are spelled much differently. Also a Flizibid is not a mythical creature or of any mythology at all. The smell of cheese is Flizibid's only relation to anything so don't use it to talk about stuff like bananas because we all know that will never happen to anyone, EVER. Also this word has no bad meaning so don't try to hurt someones feelings with it because it simply means you smell a little off. If you ever feel that this word could be used to describe more than just human stink though it can also be used when talking about animals like; dogs, cats, guinea pigs, frogs, lizards, and most other pets. The whole point of this is to save time in conversation. This word may also help your children in writing activities. Those were just some of the ways this word can be used although its meaning is definite

Friday, February 5, 2010

If I were Invisible

If I was to become invisible there would be lots of stuff I would do. Firstly I would prank anybody that I wanted to and they couldn't retaliate cause they couldn't see me. Then I would find a fountain that people put coins in and toss coins at random citizens just for fun. I always wanted to be like a conscious, so I would tell people whats right and wrong. After that I might run around and haunt peoples houses until they had an excersist come in. Then I would find a parachute and a plane and skydive while I was invisible. The next thing is that I would find all my friends and make them fight each other until only one was left standing and then I would fight them. After this I would ask if anyone else wanted to be invisible and anyone that said yes would be made invisible. All invisible people would become country leaders because if you can't see them how would you fight them. Then I would stop terrorism by destroying all evil (save for me of course) on earth and humans would just get along. After that I would move to England and reside I a Games Workshop for a good while. Then as one of two options I would either. As the world first Invisible person, I would build a suit of armor that is resistent to modern bullets and I would destroy civilization as we know it and throw humanity into a war. Then through much deliberation I would save mankind and bring us farther ahead than ever before. Then after much research I would find how to make myself no longer invisible and I would rule all of earth. At my funeral many will miss me and I will be immortalized in the minds of my fellows who will live on my legacy. If I didn't do that I would no doubt continue playing pranks on many people until I was bored of the joke. Then once again I would research a way to turn back to normal and I would lead a normal life of partying and have fun with my friends. Personally I would be more likely to stumble upon option two because running the earth sounds difficult and time consuming. Those are the things I would do if I was made invisible.

Monday, February 1, 2010

What makes me feel powerful/powerless.
The thing that makes me feel most powerful is Warhammer because when I play it I'm in control of an entire army. I get to command squads and legions of troops to do my will and they follow orders without question. The power over my legions is absolute and only my failure can result in my lost of the battle. It is truly the mere feel of leadership that leaves me in a state of power. Under my command I have lost only four of my fifty battle which would mean I am a great general in compare to most others. When failure should come I accept it with open arms as it is my doing. That is what empowers me most of all.
That which makes me feel inferior is my older brother. He brags about his height and his strength which hurts my feelings. I am told that I am slow and lazy by him, but never has he admitted to one of his own faults. He is a better writer, musician and athlete than I. His perfection in what he does make me feel inferior. I have tried to aspire to be like him but doubt my own abilities. The one place he hits me most at though is his pure hatred towards Warhammer and all that is related to it. His hatred to my beloved game is what truly gets to me and it makes no sense to me why it does so. The one place I'm better than him would be my academic for his school effort is worse than what it used to be. One day I hope to surpass him at most of his bragged greatness and I will not brag for I am the more mature one.