!)Diablo
@)Death
#)Awesome
$)Ridiculous
%)Knights
^)Genuine
&)Obviously
*)Doom
()Serpent
))Chaos

Just Hired!

I was just given a job at KFC. While in may be making money, it is a little bit gross. Yesterday I had to carry sixteen boxes of beheaded chickens into the back. The worst part of it all is my boss is a total loser and hates everyone that works here. Sleepily, he takes breaks while we work. His name Mr. Hitlostofsk. I'm terrified of him because he always says he is going to shoot people and cook their skull for more, "chicken". Amazed, that nobody has told him off yet I asked around work and found out that he is mental and 96% insane. One co-worker had been curled up in a corner yelling, " He will get you all". We decide to leave him alone because, well just because. Imaginativly, I pictured the out come of this man word, would our boss kill us? Praying against my thoughts, I hoped to find answers. This job was becoming very irritating.

Sneakily crawling through his office after he was gone, you'd be surprised of the places size, I looked for a hint as to his past. I first checked his filing cabinet for any record of his life. Inside there was a paper marked Mr. Hitlostofsk, so I used common sense and checked. It said his real name was Hilford Munishinski and I said he was really from Russia. I read on to find he was an ex-Spetznas operative. Startled, I took the page and continued to the desk only to find a picture of a Russian man holding a flag that had a person impaled around the base. That person looked much like him but less old. It was a newspaper picture saying Mr. Munishinski was dead in 1996, fourteen years earlier. How could that be? If he was dead how would he be at work? so many questions, maybe the drawer will hold answers. I opened it and found one thing a minute knife with six notches in it. It was late, possibly midnight when I left. I was surprised because I thought he was just crazy now I knew he was trained to be full on psycho. Sneaking out off work and back home nothing except the thoughts of what I found was going through my head.

The next day, I got to work and continued as usual. Suddenly, I heard a loud yell and went to whoever it had been's aid only to find a grease fire. It was KFC what else do you expect, but it seemed as if the fire was containing it self until it suddenly went out. Yelling, to my co-worker we found in the fire a dead man, the crazy guy, his name tag said Steve. Wait name tag? Only we have those. I wasn't that concerned because I hadn't met him more than once. I decided to call the cops, but they couldn't come for three hours! We needed to wait it out with a insane boss and a dead guy. a hour later we were doing our jobs when another scream was heard. We checked it out to find a dead new guy. We knew the cops were coming so we waited. Exhausted, both mentally and physically, I found the boss in his office putting two more notches on his knife. I wondered if it was him who killed those two and thats what the notches were about. Luckily, I left before he noticed.

Rue Non sentanc es

1.) all the time I play games that are fun and that are cool and one time I went and I wanted to play a newer game but did own it so I had to make get my dad to buy it for me.

2.) one time I was fighting in a game and I died so I went and grabbed a stick and then I went and clubbed Styrofoam with the wrench because I was bored of the game and stuff.

3.)Somebody started a war to get oil because oil is money and money is power and if they han't less people would be dead.

4.)The game borderlands is lame cause all you do is shoot stuff and try to do lame mission that make no sense and it isn't a very entertaining game unlike diablo were you use medieval weapons

5.) werewolves are weird cause they eat people and aren't people but are people so it is alittle confusing and twilight is the worst movie ever don't watch it looks crazy lame

fixer up er

There are lots of different types of video games. Surprisingly, many games are based on sports, and shooting. Frequently, you may end up playing at the early hours of the mornings. In these early hours, your parents maybe asleep so you try to stay quiet to avoid waking them.

Sentence openzor Paragraph

The child found that his life was growing more boring day by day. In the last few months he couldn't take another day of school. Until Tuesday morning. Suddenly, he found that he had managed to get caught and taken to jail for a crime he never committed. As he was being taken away he asked, "Officer what is it that I have done," but the boy was given no answer. Arriving, in the station was awkward for the boy. He saw that his crime had been arson, yet still he had not recollection of it. He was then tossed into a cell to await trial. Scared, and confused the boy waited and tried to piece it all together. Then as if out of nowhere a light as bright as the sun appeared and he was removed from the cell and into the courthouse, only to find his trial to be over. He was free!!!.

Sentence Startaz

Subject: The Boy screamed,"Look at my horse"
The Chicken ran up a house
Prepositional: In the lake there is seaweed
up in space there are lots of rocks
LY word: Suddenly, he broke into song
Casually, he shot himself
ING word: Pulverizing the other man, he broke his own knuckles
Hoping for retribution, the man prayed
CLAUSAL: When he awoke, he had to poo
Since that day, he has suffered terrible nightmares
VSS: He was shocked
He fell suddenly
ED word: Surprised, he ran to the door
Scared, his heart jumpe

EASTER BUNNY The FRAUD

The Easter Bunny is the lamest chocolate company made fraud ever. The idea that a man (Santa) could cross the world is ridiculous, but a rabbit really. I think that they could have just said we need a fake holiday so lets make chocolate day, everyone would still buy chocolate cause it's a holiday derp derp. Parents were lied to by their parents so they carry it on to us as a form of payback. It is also designed for parents to lie which is just juvenile and morally wrong cause parents say don't lie.

If I had a time machine and I could find the man who came up with the Easter Bunny I would tell him it won't work out and he will be a disgrace to his family if he follow through with it. If he wouldn't listen to my reason I would have to stop him by making his family tell him he is a loser and he would hopefully stop. If not then I would get the candy companies sued and steal all their recipes for chocolates and make a better chocolate company. Then I would return to my time and live a ridiculous holiday free life (save for Christmas).

The part about this "holiday" that make me most angry is that the kids don't find any problems with the faulty logic of the whole thing. I think that parents should tell their kids that the holiday was fake and just get on with the rest of life, of course the kids could still have candy from time to time. The fact of the matter is that the overall idea of a bunny being able to do all this is a blasphemous remark. In conclusion I think that parent should quit supporting this lie and tell their children the truth.