Monday, February 15, 2010

Flizibid

The word I have created is Flizibid and it means when one smells like cheese. I know it seems like it won't be used often but you'd be surprise how often it happens. Example just had P.E. and you stink of dairy, don't say oh I smell like cheese simply say Flizibid. It shortens explanations and lets others know that you a stinky. Flizibid is also good in other uses though like if someones stinks at all you can say it. Also if you know that someone forgot deodorant just say Flizibid and they will get the idea. Their are many uses for this word not only for the stench of the armpit but also the butt, head, and even in some weird cases the ear. Flizibid is the all purpose stench informant and if you are caught in an awkward situation say Flizibid and just walkaway. Though in that case your friends may be caught off guard it gives you time to run. This word has so many uses it just has to catch on. Flizibid is not to be used in moments of rage for it may cause spontaneous laughter at the user which will only make things worse. If you find yourself laughing at this words use you should find someone to laugh with. Also if you are at a loss of breath after this word use calm down and breathe for you may die from oxygen deprivation otherwise. This word is also only relevant to smell not any other sense so don't say that your cheese tastes like Flizibid or you will look very silly. Don't ever think that this word has any relation to flabbergasted or El chupacobra (the Mexican big foot) because they are spelled much differently. Also a Flizibid is not a mythical creature or of any mythology at all. The smell of cheese is Flizibid's only relation to anything so don't use it to talk about stuff like bananas because we all know that will never happen to anyone, EVER. Also this word has no bad meaning so don't try to hurt someones feelings with it because it simply means you smell a little off. If you ever feel that this word could be used to describe more than just human stink though it can also be used when talking about animals like; dogs, cats, guinea pigs, frogs, lizards, and most other pets. The whole point of this is to save time in conversation. This word may also help your children in writing activities. Those were just some of the ways this word can be used although its meaning is definite

5 comments:

  1. Very funny, and creative. I would give a 3 for ideas because you basically took one main idea and focused on it. Very detailed and interesting though.

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  2. nice ideas, that is the strangest thing i have read so far, i would give it a 4 for ideas.

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  3. You are creative and you have you good ideas I like you examples for the word you used a 4 for ideas

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  4. Your writing was very enteraining to read and funny. I'll give you a 3

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